FAVORITES, LIFESTYLE, Others, QOUTE, REVIEWS

Favorite / Funny Lines from Sen. Miriam Santiago’s Book (Stupid is Forever)

  • “English is a language, not a measure of intelligence.”
  • “Mahal ka nya, mahal mo sya. Pero mas mahal ang tuition fee, kaya mag-aral ka muna.”
  • “Wag mong iyakan ang taong nang-iwan sayo. Hindi pa siya patay. Masyado kang excited.”
  • “Good news: Wala ka nang pimples! Bad news: Dahil wala nang space.”
  • “Kung patuloy mong binabalikan ang nakaraan. Eh di sana nag major in history ka nalang.”
  • “Kapag sinabi sa iyo ng boyfriend mo na nanlalamig na siya sa iyo, buhusan mo ng gasolina at silaban mo.”
  • “Dual purpose ka ah? Plastic na, mapapel pa.”
  • “Tanga lang ang taong naghahanap sa sarili. Magulat ka kapag nakasalubong mo yan.”
  • “Ang crush parang math problem, kung hindi mo makuha, titigan mo na lang.”
  • “Kung sa langit maraming falling star. Dito sa lupa, maraming feeling star.”
  • “People change daw, baka bukas alien na.”

I know this book is already published years ago. And also I am a late reader for this. Hahaha so yeah.

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